Never-Thought-of-It
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Real Self-Defense LLC

The Unbreakable Walking-Stick Umbrella
(Le Parapluie Uncassable pour Self-Défense
Ideal Tool of Self-Defense from Never-Thought-of-It Enterprise

See movies of tests showing what our Unbreakable Umbrella can withstand.

Yes, the Unbreakable Umbrella can support these men, or even much heavier persons, without breaking or bending permanently.

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$179.95
Select your preferred handle—crook or straight knob. Each umbrella comes with a fabric sleeve/sheath. Our Unbreakable Umbrellas are handcrafted in limited quantities in Europe, from highest quality materials. This umbrella performs in rain and wind just like the highest quality umbrellas.

Crooked wide ABS (composite material) (35 in/889 mm, 1 lb. 12 oz./790 g) $179.95 Add to shopping cart	Straight with knob wood (34.25 in/870 mm, 1 lb. 8.6 oz/700 g) $179.95 Add to shopping cart
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Carried by the Presidential Security Group (PSG) of the Philippines President.
Click here to see photos.

Thomas Kurz with his Unbreakable Umbrella on an airplane. Whenever he travels he takes it with him and he has never had anyone question him about it.

SHIPPING INFORMATION

Allow 1 week for delivery in USA and 2–3 weeks in other countries. For items marked Temporarily Out of Stock allow four weeks for delivery. We charge your credit card only when we ship your order.

Attention customers from Europe!
You can purchase our Unbreakable Umbrellas from Tactical Things in United Kingdom at www.TacticalThings.com, from Institut für Wertewirtschaft in Austria, and in Russia from UnbreakableUmbrella.Ru.

In Europa kann der Schirm direkt beim Institut für Wertewirtschaft bezogen werden: http://selbstverteidigungsschirm.com.

Limited Lifetime Warranty

Our Unbreakable Umbrellas are handcrafted in limited quantities in Europe, from highest quality materials. Unbreakable Umbrella frames are warranted not to break under normal use (no throwing it under a heavy truck or a train, no chopping it with an axe, no banging it with a hammer, no throwing it into a wood chipper, no setting it on fire, or subjecting to other abuses). This warranty does not cover fabric, nor does it cover damage caused by abuse or accident (such as throwing it under a train or a bulldozer, and subjecting it to other similar unreasonable stresses). Should the frame of this umbrella break under normal use (whatever is normal for the strongest walking stick, police baton, and an umbrella, of course), please send it to Never-Thought-of-It Enterprises, P.O. Box 335, Island Pond, VT 05846. Please include your original sales receipt, your address, phone number, description of defect, and $10.00 for shipping. Never-Thought-of-It Enterprises will repair or replace the umbrella at its discretion.

Mailing address: Never-Thought-of-It Enterprises
135 Fitzgerald Ave., P.O. Box 335-S, Island Pond, VT 05846, USA

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Media Appearances

FOX & Friends at FOX News Channel featured our Unbreakable Umbrella as the story of the day on July 21st. See the story here.

Fuji Television Network  (Japan) featured the Unbreakable Umbrella in its program called WORLD'S NEWS. The program features amazing people, events and products from all over the world. It aired in September.

Our Unbreakable Umbrella featured on Thrillist.

Our Unbreakable Umbrella was shown in Japan on Nippon Television Network. See it here.

Testimonials

“When I first saw this `Unbreakable Umbrella'
I thought, `Is this guy for real?'
Now that I've thoroughly studied this product, I'm pretty sure he is NOT screwing around. This is just a GREAT idea. I can't wait to lay into my heavy bag with one of these!”

—Tim Schmidt
Founder
U.S. Concealed Carry
The Ultimate Resource for the Armed Citizen
www.usconcealedcarry.com

“Our FMA training teaches us to be able to use items from everyday life. An umbrella obviously resembles a stick, but the simple fact is that all the umbrellas we've seen are too flimsy for most serious purposes. THIS ONE MEASURES UP. To confirm the claims made at http://www.self-defense.info/
umbrella1.html I have put it through full power two-handed baseball bat swings at a heavy bag (I didn't bother to stand on mine though). The impact generated was impressive and the umbrella still readily opened with the push of a buttton. We think this umbrella measures up as a worthy self-defense tool--and as an umbrella too. Woof!”

—Crafty Dog (Marc Denny)
Dog Brothers Martial Arts
www.dogbrothers.com

“I would like to take a moment to tell you how happy I am with my new umbrella. Having been a martial artist for over 30 years I have always wished to find a umbrella that could stand the strain of being used in a true self-defense situation. Your umbrella has answered that call and more! Thank you very much.”

—Sifu Curtis Hendricks
Springfield, Missouri

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