Never-Thought-of-It
presented by
Real Self-Defense LLC
The Unbreakable Walking-Stick Umbrella
(Le Parapluie Uncassable pour Self-Défense)
Ideal Tool of Self-Defense from Never-Thought-of-It Enterprises

Yes, the Unbreakable Umbrella can support this man, or even a much heavier person, without breaking or bending permanently.
See the movie of tests showing what our Unbreakable
Umbrella can withstand.
Time: 1 min. 19 sec.
Format: WMV (Windows Media Player)
Select the file size that suits you and click it to save/download and play. In case of difficulties right click on the link and choose Save Target As and after saving open the file in Windows Media Player or in any player that opens WMV files.
For Broadband and DSL 340Kbps: 3.35 MB
For DSL 150Kbps: 1.48 MB
For Dial-up modem 56Kbps (reduced size and really fuzzy picture): 414 KB
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Unbreakable Umbrella with wide crooked handle made of ABS (man-made composite material)
Total weight: 1 lb. 11.4 oz. (775 g)
Total length: 35 in. (889 mm)
Each umbrella comes with a fabric sleeve/sheath.
Handcrafted in limited quantities in Europe, from highest quality materials. This
umbrella performs in rain and wind just like the highest quality umbrellas.
Invest in your personal security!
$179.95

Allow 1 week for delivery in USA and 23 weeks in other countries.
For items marked Temporarily Out of Stock allow four
weeks for delivery.
We charge your credit card only when we ship your order.
Attention customers from Europe and United Kingdom!
You can purchase our Unbreakable Umbrellas from Tactical Things at www.TacticalThings.com
and from Institut für Wertewirtschaft.
In Europa kann der Schirm direkt beim Institut für Wertewirtschaft bezogen werden: http://selbstverteidigungsschirm.com.
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Limited Lifetime Warranty
Unbreakable umbrella frames are warranted not to break under normal use (no throwing it
under a heavy truck or a train, no chopping it with an axe, no banging it with a hammer,
no throwing it into a wood chipper, no setting it on fire, or subjecting to other abuses).
This warranty does not cover fabric, nor does it cover damage caused by abuse or accident
(such as throwing it under a train or a bulldozer, and subjecting it to other similar
unreasonable stresses). Should the frame of this umbrella break under normal use (whatever
is normal for the strongest walking stick, police baton, and an umbrella, of course),
please send it to Never-Thought-of-It Enterprises, P.O. Box 335, Island Pond, VT 05846.
Please include your original sales receipt, your address, phone number, description of
defect, and $10.00 for shipping. Never-Thought-of-It Enterprises will repair or replace
the umbrella at its discretion.
So says Thomas Kurz
president of Real Self-Defense, LLC
and of its division Never-Thought-of-It
Enterprises,
and president of Stadion Publishing Company, Inc.
| Mailing address: Never-Thought-of-It
Enterprises 135 Fitzgerald Ave., P.O. Box 335-S, Island Pond, VT 05846, USA |
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