The Unbreakable Walking-Stick Umbrella
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$179.95
Select your preferred handle-crook or straight knob. Each umbrella comes with a fabric sleeve/sheath.
ABS (composite material)
(35 in/889 mm,
1 lb. 12 oz./790 g)
(35 in/889 mm,
1 lb. 8.6 oz/700 g)Carried by the Presidential Security Group (PSG) of the Philippines President.
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Thomas Kurz with his Unbreakable Umbrella on an airplane. Whenever he travels he takes it with him and he has never had anyone question him about it.
The Unbreakable Umbrella works just as well as a walking stick or cane but does not make you look funny or feel awkward. Whacks just as strong as a steel pipe but it weighs only 1 lb. and 11 oz. (775 g).
- Legal to carry everywhere
- Never raises suspicions
- Does not make you look silly (no strange looks if carried by an able-bodied person)
Our Unbreakable Umbrella has no unusual parts, no more metal than an average umbrella, it does not arouse suspicion, can be carried legally everywhere where any weapons are prohibited, unlike a walking stick it does not cause strange looks if carried by an able-bodied person, and it does protect from rain. Anyone who can use a stick for defense can use this umbrella.
Do you know how to swing a baseball bat? Do you know how to strike with a sturdy stick? If you do, you know all you need to know...
Do you practice such martial arts as hapkido, jodo, kendo, kali, escrima, le baton or la canne? Do you practitice with Chinese weapons or Indian weapons? Then you know even more... and you can truly appreciate this Unbreakable Umbrella.
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Allow 1 week for delivery in USA and 2–3 weeks in other countries. For items marked Temporarily Out of Stock allow four weeks for delivery. We charge your credit card only when we ship your order.
Attention customers from Europe and United Kingdom! You can purchase our Unbreakable Umbrellas from Tactical Things at www.TacticalThings.com and from Institut für Wertewirtschaft.
In Europa kann der Schirm direkt beim Institut für Wertewirtschaft bezogen werden: http://selbstverteidigungsschirm.com.
Limited Lifetime Warranty
Unbreakable umbrella frames are warranted not to break under normal use (no throwing it under a heavy truck or a train, no chopping it with an axe, no banging it with a hammer, no throwing it into a wood chipper, no setting it on fire, or subjecting to other abuses). This warranty does not cover fabric, nor does it cover damage caused by abuse or accident (such as throwing it under a train or a bulldozer, and subjecting it to other similar unreasonable stresses). Should the frame of this umbrella break under normal use (whatever is normal for the strongest walking stick, police baton, and an umbrella, of course), please send it to Never-Thought-of-It Enterprises, P.O. Box 335, Island Pond, VT 05846. Please include your original sales receipt, your address, phone number, description of defect, and $10.00 for shipping. Never-Thought-of-It Enterprises will repair or replace the umbrella at its discretion.
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Media Appearances
FOX & Friends at FOX News Channel featured our Unbreakable Umbrella as the story of the day on July 21st. See the story here.
Fuji Television Network (Japan) plans to feature the Unbreakable Umbrella in its upcoming program called WORLD'S NEWS. The program features amazing people, events and products from all over the world. It will air in September.
Our Unbreakable Umbrella featured on Thrillist.
Our Unbreakable Umbrella was shown
in Japan on Nippon Television Network. See it here.
Testimonials
“When I first saw this `Unbreakable
Umbrella' I thought, `Is this guy for
real?' Now that I've thoroughly
studied this product, I'm pretty
sure he is NOT screwing around.
This is just a GREAT idea. I can't
wait to lay into my heavy bag with
one of these!”
—Tim Schmidt
Founder
U.S. Concealed Carry
The Ultimate Resource for the
Armed Citizen
www.usconcealedcarry.com
“Our FMA training teaches us to
be able to use items from
everyday life. An umbrella
obviously resembles a stick, but
the simple fact is that all the
umbrellas we've seen are too
flimsy for most serious purposes.
THIS ONE MEASURES UP. To
confirm the claims made at
http://www.self-defense.info/
umbrella1.html I have put it
through full power two-handed
baseball bat swings at a heavy
bag (I didn't bother to stand on
mine though). The impact
generated was impressive and
the umbrella still readily opened
with the push of a buttton. We
think this umbrella measures up
as a worthy self-defense tool--and
as an umbrella too. Woof!”
—Crafty Dog (Marc Denny)
Dog Brothers Martial Arts
www.dogbrothers.com
“I would like to take a moment to
tell you how happy I am with my
new umbrella. Having been a
martial artist for over 30 years I
have always wished to find a
umbrella that could stand the
strain of being used in a true
self-defense situation. Your
umbrella has answered that call
and more! Thank you very much.”
—Sifu Curtis Hendricks
Springfield, Missouri
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