Unbreakable Umbrella's Lifetime Limited Warranty
Unbreakable umbrella frames are warranted not to break under normal use
(no throwing it under a heavy truck or a train, no chopping it with an axe, no banging it
with a hammer, no throwing it into a wood chipper, no setting it on fire, or subjecting to
other abuses). This warranty does not cover fabric, nor does it cover damage caused by
abuse or accident (such as throwing it under a train or a bulldozer, and subjecting it to
other similar unreasonable stresses).
Should the frame of this umbrella break under normal use (whatever is
normal for the strongest walking stick, police baton, and an umbrella, of course), please
send it to Never-Thought-of-It Enterprises, P.O. Box 335, Island Pond, VT 05846. There
will be no refund if the Unbreakable Umbrella is returned for any other cause. Please
include your original sales receipt, your address, phone number, description of defect,
and $10.00 for shipping. Never-Thought-of-It Enterprises will repair or replace the
umbrella at its discretion.
Our warranty doesn't cover fabric damage (unless the fabric is
defective) because even the highest quality umbrella fabric cannot be guaranteed to
withstand abrasive forces occurring at hard impact between wiring of the frame and the
stricken object.
In case of fabric damage we suggest repairing or replacing the fabric. We know of one
umbrella repair service in North America:
The Umbrella Shop
1106 W. Broadway
Vancouver, B.C. V6H 1G5
Canada
1-877-4BROLLY (427-6559).
(604) 669-9444
http://www.theumbrellashop.com/CompanyInfo.html
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